August 26th, 2007 (05:34 pm)
current location: Lucys house
How is my day?: chipper
Reading/watching/listening to: Blackadder-Beer (tv show, not music)
I have my electricity back (as of one hour ago), but I'm in Lucys house. Cuz I know I don't have interbutt.
So on thursday, there was a huge storm in my area, the power went out, and for the first time in my 19 years of living in my house, the basement flooded. Well, I mean it flooded, but this is the most its flooded. Hundreds of trees in my area were uprooted, along with all sorts of crazy crap.
I didn't mind the half week without power actually. You see, I'm a big history nut, and I would love more than anything to travel back in time a century or so. And I deeply understand that if I did there would be no electricity or modern medicine. However, if you don't know what it is, or never have had it, you never long for it.
Plus, it seems that without electricity, everyone dressed better.
In other news, I have become completely obsessed with British actors. Well, ok, just Rik Mayall, Adrian Edmondson, Hugh Laurie, and just a bit, Stephen Fry. Anything that has them, I watch it. I've been watching movies alot lately, not at my house of course, but at Lucys. But yeah. Huge movie fan.
Anyways, I need to get back to watching Blackadder. I don't think Hugh is on this tape. But it's still fucking hilarious.
OH YEAH I FORGOT TO SAY I WAS REEDING MY NEWSPAPER AND THIS FAT BITCH WHO I WAS FRIENDS WITH IN 8TH GRADE NAMED ABBIE WAS IN THERE.
The article was about how fat spoiled north shore kids bombed out of college first simester and their retarded parents are paying 50k a year to send them to community college and get forced to work. Naturally, the fat bitch is one of them. Quite naturally the poster child of a spoiled cunt.
Honestly, I wouldn't be writing about it if I just saw her.
No, she mentions ME.
She beat the shit out of me alot during our friendship. And I mean ALOT. I mean kick and hit me all the effing time, but I was fucked up too, sitting in a corner and feeding ants to spiders during lunch won't get you alot of friends. So I stuck with the fat bitch. So anyways, she was this huge she-pimp on the internet room chats. Because it's so easy to fool 60 year old guys into thinking you're not a morbidly obece 13 year old with social problems.
So I decided to fuck with her and tell her favourite e-dildo she was cheating on him. She got pissed and punched me in the face during lunch (after eating, of course).
So I finally told a teacher about our abusive relationship (aka she punched me). And she got suspended, and wasn't allowed to go on the 8th grade field trip to six flags (but she was there in spirit, as the raging bull is almost as big and violent as she).
Thus ended our friendship, though I did talk to her some when I was 15, and I occasionally spot her fatass amongst the other virgin otakus at ACEN.
In the article, she listed me as a "tormentor who led her into a fight".
Which I think is bullshit. I put up with that fat bitch for a year and a half. Going to her house, sleeping over, eating lunch with her, going to her birthday party, Putting up with her thinking she was sailor moon and letting her dub me the annoying midget moon. I was her only friend in jr high. At least during most of it, after the fight I just hated the fat little shit.
And yet I'm a fucking tormentor.
Fuck you too, sun times.
JK I find it hilarious.